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Episode 2282: Underhelmed


If anyone tried this in reality, they'd probably ruin the following things, in order:

  1. Their hand.
  2. Their arm.
  3. Their eyes, from sharp shards of stuff flying around.

But hey, if you're playing a game you may as well allow characters to destroy scenery rather than their own bodies when in fits of rage. It is more fun that way.

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

.....Huh. Getting berated over his own helmet is not something I would have guessed would actually be close to movie dialogue. And Kylo once again shows himself to be a man-child and breaks something. At least the officers seem to have sense and know not to say anything to avoid getting Force Tossed-around. And I guess this also would mean they recognize Kylo enough to not try and do anything about him as well.

Does this mean that rather than smashing Vader's helmet, Kylo's gonna try and wear that one? Not the direction I would have guessed, but I'm very sure now that we'll get that second appearance. Or maybe Kylo simply has multiple helmets and smashing this helmet because he's got tantrum problems doesn't mean anything more than that. Hmmmm, that'd make comic-story sense if the Japor snippet is found as then the comic would have a good reason to have a new helmet just appear on Kylo.


Kylo Ren: I fume angrily in the lift as I depart.
Kylo Ren: No more hiding.
Kylo Ren: From now on people will fear the real me.
Kylo Ren: I smash my helmet against the wall!
[SFX]: Crash!!!
Kylo Ren: Again!
[SFX]: Slam!!!
Kylo Ren: Again!
[SFX]: Crunch!!!
Kylo Ren: Again!
[SFX]: Smash!!!
GM: Um. The lift arrives at your destination. Two officers stare at you.
Kylo Ren: I’ll be in my quarters!
Kylo Ren: I storm off to check Vader’s helmet for any sign of this Japor snippet.
{Kylo’s shattered helmet lies on the floor of the lift amongst smashed glass from the lift wall}
Kylo Ren: Clean up this mess!
Officer: You mean the smashed helmet or players having multiple characters?

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Published: Tuesday, 14 March, 2023; 02:11:02 PDT.
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