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NEWS: I am away on vacation from 21 June to 10 July. Comics should update as normal, but if anything goes wrong I won't be able to fix it until I get home.
If you want an interesting dilemma for a party, have one of them notice something incredibly interesting while they're in a rush to get away from danger. If it works right, they might even want to split the party.
Yeah, the party might as well use Ochi's ship. It's not like he's going to miss it, after all. That said, I wonder if it still works. Star Wars's theme is "used and worn" outside of Imperial/First Order things, but this thing looks really heavily sanded. Maybe they'll use it to crash land near the Falcon?
Interesting though, if Kylo only just showed up now, that means those troopers were already nearby the planet. I wonder how they got the info that the party was in the area. Did Poe actually raise enough of a ruckus that the troopers came to check the place out? Or were the troopers already hunting for Lando and the party drew suspicion off of him as part of a deal?
Buuuuuuut speaking of feeling personally attacked, I should probably clean some things up. Don't want to get to the point where I'm a joke like this as well!
GM: In the excitement, 3PO dropped the dagger.
Chewbacca: I’ll put it in my satchel.
GM: Okay. You can escape the tunnels. Now what?
Poe: Ochi’s ship. You said it was on a rock outcrop? {the party climbs up towards the ship}
GM: Yeah, it takes a bit of climbing to get up there.
BB-8: {being carried up the steep rock by Chewbacca} He must have had “Never gets a good parking spot” too.
Chewbacca: Apparently my greatest Flaw is “Serves as Sherpa for party’s least mobile spherical member”.
GM: <roll> Rey feels a Force Vibe...
Finn: {looking over as Rey pauses to stare into the distance} Rey? What is it?
GM: A powerful Force user has suddenly appeared near Tatooine.
Rey: Kylo Ren. Hold my staff. I’m gonna go down and triangulate.
Poe: C’mon, let’s see what loot’s on the ship!
{Rey walks back down while the others enter Ochi’s ship}
GM: Amongst the dilapidated furnishings which haven’t been cleaned for ages...
GM: ... there’s a stash of instant glowblue noodle packets, a cracked datapad, and a half-eaten blumfruit muffin.
[SFX]: klik {Poe throws a light switch}
Chewbacca: So this is what a video content creator’s place looks like?
Finn: I feel personally attacked.
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