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Episode 1465: There's a Voice, Try and Understand It


Turning a Kirk Summation into a successful instance of Talking the Monster to Death can be difficult at the best of times. So make it harder by having hecklers!


[SFX]: kzzrzzkk!
Luke: Look, we can all settle this without fighting.
[SFX]: leap! {Luke jumps up to a catwalk}
[SFX]: whooom!
Luke: Think about it. The two of you want to rule the Galaxy, but you need a Galaxy worth ruling.
Darth Vader: You have no idea what I want, my son.
Palpatine: Memories and possibilities are ever more hideous than realities.
Luke: The people are in revolt! They just want safety and prosperity. For everyone!
Luke: Wouldn't it be better to be in charge of that, than the ashes of civilisation?
Darth Vader: None of that matters. You can't comprehend my existence.
[SFX]: wwmmmm...
Voice: You have the Galaxy under your heel. Claim your destiny!
Luke: You stay out of this! This is a family matter!
R2-D2: Listen to the spooky voice! This is our chance! I can be your Grand Vizier!

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Published: Tuesday, 31 January, 2017; 02:11:02 PST.
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