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Episode 1332: Cloud Commuting


When things go horribly, disastrously wrong, the top priority for any seasoned group of PCs should be figuring out which player's fault it was.

If you're going to have a memorable war story, you need to get your facts straight.


GM: The ship is free gliding through the atmosphere.
Leia: Well that doesn't sound so bad.
GM: Did I say "gliding"? I meant meteorically plummeting.
Chewbacca: Please allow me to extend my heartfelt exasperation at this almost entirely self-imposed mass suicide attempt by prefacing my blame-attribution with the request for the identity of the person who gave Han a bloody blaster.
Luke: I can try Force Levitation but this ship might be too big.
Yoda's Voice: Not alone, you are. With you, all the Jedi are.
Luke: You mean strength in numbers?
Yoda's Voice: Strength indeed.
Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.
Yoda's Voice: No! Do... or you die! There is no try!
Luke: <roll>

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