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Episode 1331: Bring Balance to the Course


... And if one explosion is good, two must surely be better!

Roleplayer logic at its finest.


Chewbacca: Well, the good news is we're no longer on the flight path they gave us.
Leia: And the bad news?
Chewbacca: The controls are still locked and we're about to make a small crater on this moon.
R2-D2: I guess you do still need me to hack the controls.
[SFX]: < nip-jing squee whir doop boppity-bleep >
Han: No! Calculate when I should shoot the other engine to balance us out.
R2-D2: Sure, I can do that quickly.
[SFX]: < doop dip-deep dip bekuku >
C-3PO: Yes, I've found whenever I've had both legs ripped off it's been so much easier to walk.
R2-D2: Calculation complete. You should shoot in minus 45 seconds.
[SFX]: < dip-deep tazz squee poppy piq-etip zioo >
[SFX]: Pow!
Han: Better late than never!
R2-D2: Boring calculation anyway.
[SFX]: < oofloo dip-deep >

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Published: Thursday, 24 March, 2016; 03:11:04 PDT.
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