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Episode 1114: Tipsy Turvy

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Sometimes a golden opportunity for a humorous line presents itself during a game session. When it does, don't look a gift horse in vermouth.

Transcript

Leia: Is he alive? He looks completely... plastered.
Lando: Let's see. Ethanol levels holding. Ester ratios stabilising.
Lando: Quinine infusion achieved.
Leia: So, he's in good spirits?
Lando: Ice level, 99.8%.
Chewbacca: He's not under the table, he is the table.
Leia: That betrayal was a sour twist.
C-3PO: I'm glad he didn't get smashed.
Leia: Yes. He was shaken, but he's not stirred.
Chewbacca: You mean he's in perfect inebriation?
Lando: No... actually he's totally dead.
{beat, Leia}
{beat, C-3PO}
Chewbacca: I don't get it.


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Published: Tuesday, 04 November, 2014; 02:11:01 PST.
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