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Episode 1113: Hoth-style Witness

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There's being paranoid, and then there's being crazy prepared. The distinction is that if it's you, you're crazy prepared, but if it's anyone else, they're paranoid.

Don't let this stop you being crazy prepared for anything in your games, though.

Transcript

Luke: Oh man! I totally should have picked up on this. There were so many hints. You left me for dead on Hoth, and didn't tell anyone I was missing.
{flashback to the Rebel base on Hoth}
General Rieekan: Commander Starkiller reported in yet?
Han: Nope!
Han: Last I heard he was checking out a meteorite that hit near him.
{end flashback}
Luke: I bet you only came out to get me to collect the bounty on my dead body.
{flashback to Hoth}
Han: I'm sure he'll be fine.
C-3PO: He could be dead! And nobody would ever know for sure!
{end flashback}
Han: Yeah, I was gonna knock you off until...
{flashback to the icy wastes of Hoth}
Han: Don't worry, kid. Your suffering out here is over now.
Luke: More wealth... than you can imagine....
{end flashback}
Han: So... now we're coming clean, where is this wealth?
Luke: I was just selectively quoting Obi-Wan in case you were the traitor.
Han: What? You betrayed me!


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