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Episode 670: Stares on Both Sides

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Never engage in a staring contest with someone defending their entire planet.

Transcript

Jar Jar sought the Viceroy Findos in the hope that they could solve
This through peaceful means, with further bloodshed spared.
In a high-stakes confrontation the two tested their resolve;
Unblinking and unwavering they stared.
Jar Jar called for a surrender but his words were spent in vain;
Tame defeat was not the stubborn figure's wish.
As the droidekas approached and grim defeat loomed large and plain,
Jar Jar raised the stakes with "Summon Bigger Fish!"


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Published: Tuesday, 03 January, 2012; 02:11:01 PST.
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