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Episode 670: Stares on Both Sides


Never engage in a staring contest with someone defending their entire planet.


Jar Jar sought the Viceroy Findos in the hope that they could solve
This through peaceful means, with further bloodshed spared.
In a high-stakes confrontation the two tested their resolve;
Unblinking and unwavering they stared.
Jar Jar called for a surrender but his words were spent in vain;
Tame defeat was not the stubborn figure's wish.
As the droidekas approached and grim defeat loomed large and plain,
Jar Jar raised the stakes with "Summon Bigger Fish!"

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Published: Tuesday, 03 January, 2012; 02:11:01 PST.
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