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Episode 632: How did the Hipster Munchkin Burn his Hand?


If your character is dying, it's time for the last request. Here are some good ones to get you started:


R2-D2: That was more exquisite than even I could have imagined.
Yoda: Even though Ben won?
GM: Okay, back inside! You can collect the remains of the die later, when it's cooled down.
GM: Right, Anakin is lying helpless on the lava bank.
Obi-Wan: What have I done?
Yoda: You did the right thing! Anakin is evil! Finish him!
Obi-Wan: I... I... can't bear to look at—
Anakin: Obi-Wan...
Obi-Wan: Anakin, my friend... I'm so sorry...
Anakin: Grant me one final request.
Obi-Wan: Anything. Well, not anything. Anything within reason.
Anakin: So much... pain...
Obi-Wan: You want me to end your suffering? I don't know if—
Anakin: No. Leave me here, on the raw surface of a reborn planet. I could not make my own world; let me join this one in death.
Obi-Wan: I can't just leave you!
Anakin: Please... My suffering is deserved. It will be my atonement.
Padmé: Nice.
Anakin: Leave Padmé here with me.
Padmé: Hang on!

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