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Episode 630: Live and Let Die


There's an optimum amout of jiggling that needs to be performed before rolling any die. Not enough and the result is not random enough, but too much and it's a sure way to make the dice hate you.


R2-D2: Look, I cajole dice, I beg them, I even punish them. But never in my life have I manipulated them.
R2-D2: You know me; I always play by the rules.
Obi-Wan: You have a point. Technically.
R2-D2: Here Sally, you take the video camera. I'm too excited to hold it steady.
Yoda: Cool!
Anakin: Okay, hand me the die.
Anakin: I leap at Obi-Wan.
R2-D2: Right, everybody back.
Anakin: What do I need to roll?
GM: At least a 13.
R2-D2: Don't jiggle it so much!
R2-D2: No! Too late! Don't stop shaking it!
Anakin: What?! What do I do now?
R2-D2: Roll it! Roll it! ROLL IT!

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