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Episode 492: No, it's Because I Threw Up


In-character dialogue in a game, being ad-libbed, can be pretty awful at times. Unlike a movie script, which can be polished and smooth and flow from the actors' tongues like silk... from the rear end of a silkworm.


Anakin: Are you really pregnant, or are you just saying that to please me?
Padmé: Er... why would I make that up?
Anakin: I've been away protecting the endless, nameless Outer Rim settlements. Were you worried I'd leave you?
Padmé: Yes... I mean, no. Of course not.
Padmé: I'm sorry.
Anakin: What are you sorry about? You haven't done anything wrong.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin: So love has confused you?
Padmé: No, it's... um, the morning sickness.
{beat, showing the Coruscant night time behind them}
Anakin: So we're really having a baby, then. That's a blessing.
Padmé: Yes.
Padmé: Should we roll up some stats now?

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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