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Episode 433: Staff Cuts


This is typical of encounters in most games that the GM had originally planned as non-combat encounters.


Droid 1: What floor would you like, sirs?
Anakin: What?
Droid 1: Lift operator droid TZ-4, at your service, sir.
Anakin: And the rest of you?
Droid 2: Our lifts have been rendered inoperational in the battle.
Anakin: And why are you armed?
Droid 2: It's a tough job.
Droid 3: Roger roger.
Obi-Wan: Okay then. Take us to—
Anakin: Wait! I don't trust them.
Droid 1: Oh, so a menial lift operator droid is beneath your contempt, eh?
Droid 2: No respect, I ask you.
Obi-Wan: Oh for crying out...
Droid 3: How about you step out of the lift, sirs?
Anakin: I've had enough of this.
[SFX]: Whooom! Slice!
Droid 2: Told you it was a tough j—
[SFX]: Whooom! Slice! Fzzzzt!

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