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Episode 432: Force Escalation


Be careful what you ask for. That goes quadruple for complaints that the enemies you've been facing so far are too weak.


Obi-Wan: Right, we go to this lift on the map.
GM: A squad of advanced combat droids intercepts you.
[SFX]: Whooom!
Obi-Wan: Seriously? More droids? None of these have even touched us in the history of this campaign.
Droideka: They're Jedi. Switch to hull-piercing rounds.
[SFX]: Pow!
Anakin: Oh, I don't like the sound of that.
[SFX]: Whooom!
Droideka: Activate laser sword dampers.
Obi-Wan: I take it all back!
Droideka: Fire at will.
[SFX]: Pow! Pow!
GM: The lift door opens behind you.
[SFX]: schwup... ping!
Anakin: Retreat!
[SFX]: shwup! {doors close}
R2-D2: Hull-piercing rounds? That's ridiculous overkill against organic beings.
GM: They start scanning for other targets.
R2-D2: Which is exactly the right sort of overkill, I must say.

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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