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Episode 398: Like Hands Through the Hourglass


There's no room for feelings in combat. You need to be a cold, hard, killing machine.

Save the emotional outbursts for when the monster is dead and you find someone has already looted the treasure.


Count Dookû: Your feelings for Senator Amidala 'ave made you weak.
Anakin: Don't you threaten her!
Count Dookû: So defensive. 'ow do you know she even wants to be with you?
Anakin: I love her!
Count Dookû: You cannot evade ze question forever. Nor my sword.
Anakin: Why shouldn't she love me? I've done everything for her.
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Count Dookû: Ah sense your uncertainty.
Anakin: She... She told me she loved me!
Count Dookû: But you do not believe it, do you?
Anakin: I... I...
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Slice! {Dookû chops Anakin's hand off}
Anakin: Aaaargghh!!
Obi-Wan: Wow. Those things are really dangerous.
R2-D2: What, relationships?

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