Darths & Droids

ARCHIVE     FORUM     CAST     FAN ART     RSS     IPAD     FAQ     ACADEMY    

<     Episode 397: One Sword, Two Sword, Red Sword, Blue Sword     >

Episode 397: One Sword, Two Sword, Red Sword, Blue Sword


Hitting your own weapon is always fun. When running a game, always make sure you have a table of cool results that can happen on critical combat failures that produce various forms of weapon damage.

About the only thing better is the table for hitting yourself.


Anakin: I need more power. Obi-Wan, your sword!
Obi-Wan: You're not ready for two swords. It's not safe!
Anakin: I don't care. He must die.
Obi-Wan: Remember your training! Don't get drawn into the Dark Side.
Anakin: I Force Pull Obi-Wan's sword and charge Dookû before he zaps me again.
[SFX]: whoooosh
Count Dookû: You are not in control of your passions, young Padawan.
Anakin: Don't condescend to me, you damn dirty Sith.
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Count Dookû: 'Ow dare you blacken mah name!
Count Dookû: Ze Sith are zhust legends. Told to children like yourself to scare zem at night.
[SFX]: Whooom!
Anakin: Who are you working with?!
Obi-Wan: Careful with those swords, Anakin. You'll cut someth—
Anakin: Whoops.
GM: Critical failure. Roll on the self-hit table.
[SFX]: krtzssshh! {Anakin cuts his own laser sword in half}
[SFX]: clang clang {the halves of the sword fall to the ground}
Obi-Wan: Never mind. Problem solved.

Our comics: Darths & Droids | Irregular Webcomic! | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Dinosaur Whiteboard | The Prisoner of Monty Hall | mezzacotta
Blogs: dangermouse.net (daily updates) | 100 Proofs that the Earths is a Globe (science!) | Carpe DMM (whatever) | Snot Block & Roll (food reviews)
More comics we host: Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield | iToons | Comments on a Postcard | Awkward Fumbles
Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
Copyright © 2007-2021, The Comic Irregulars. irregulars@darthsanddroids.net