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Episode 132: Dour Narrations, or "Like, Did He Have a Pod?"


When you get two different players to tell the story of what's happened in the adventure so far, this is the sort of thing that happens. Inevitably.

On a completely different tack, note how well-suited the Jedi Council chamber is for holding a Twister tournament. Can you just imagine Yoda, Mace Windu, Ki-Adi-Mundi, and all the other Jedi Masters pulling out the vinyl game mat, setting it up in the middle of this room, and getting all "Left foot, red!" on each others' asses?


{Qui-Gon is explaining everything that has transpired so far to the Jedi Council}
Qui-Gon: ... and then I summoned a Bigger Fish to create a diversion, and we got away.
Mace Windu: And...?
Qui-Gon: Oh yeah. Do you know where the Lost Orb of Palatial Elegance is?
Mace Windu: Never heard of it. But... tell us how you ended up on Coruscant.
Qui-Gon: Oh, we picked up the Queen and came straight here.
Mace Windu: Straight... here...
Obi-Wan: Master, if I may fill in some details?
Mace Windu: Please, Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan: The Trade Federation have invaded Naboo with a droid army.
Obi-Wan: We brought Queen Amidala here to petition the Senate for assistance.
Obi-Wan: We had a... forced stop on Tatooine. We freed a young slave boy who assisted us.
Yoda: This boy. Anything unusual about him there is?
Qui-Gon: No, he was just an NPC mob hitman at the time.

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