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Episode 1013: Chewbachelor

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Conduits are sort of the general purpose "thing" to either go wrong or to have to fix on a spaceship. You could replace an entire spaceship combat hit location table with the following:

d%Location
1-100Conduit

It'd be just as effective. Or for bonus points add the following:

d%Conduit type
1-4Antimatter
5-8Baryon
9-12Entropy
13-16Ferrofluid
17-20Flux
21-24Heisenfram
25-28Hydraulic
29-32Hydrocolloid
33-36Hyperfluid
37-40Intermix
41-44Laser
45-48Liquid helium
49-52Liquid sodium
53-56Microwave
57-60Neutrino
61-64Neutron beam
65-68Non-Newtonian fluid
69-72Phlebotinum
73-76Plasma
77-80Quasi-crystal
81-84Steam
85-88Superfluid
89-92Tachyon
93-96Vortex
97-100Wavelet

Transcript

Han: Hey, what'cha doing there?
Leia: Chewie asked me to weld this joint and seal this conduit.
Han: Huh. He didn't ask me to do anything.
Leia: Han, I have a personal question to ask you.
Han: Yes?
Leia: Is Chewbacca single?
Han: What?
Leia: He's so charming and wellspoken and chivalrous and handsome. I don't understand how a guy like that doesn't have a partner.
Han: I'm his partner!
Leia: No, I mean a... mate.
Han: I'm his best mate!
Leia: I'm talking about a special friend.
Han: I'm pretty special!
{beat}
Leia: Yes... Oh yes, you are.


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