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Han: I have a confession to make.
Han: I was the one who leaked the location of the Rebel base on Yavin 4 to Vader.
Han: I was the one who led the Empire to Thila, and to Teardrop.
Han: I was the one who deliberately tipped them off via that probe droid on Hoth.
Han: I was the one who organised the ambush here on Cloud City.
Han: And each time I "heroically" saved the day so the Rebellion would reward me. And then I sold it out again.
Han: I'm the traitor. I sold out the Rebellion for money.
Han: Five times.
Leia: I know.
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