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Episode 909: It's Dangerous to Roll Alone. Take This

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Many of the things we depict in the comics, we encourage you to try in your own games.

Not today.

We disclaim all responsibility where Pete's dice are concerned.

Transcript

Luke: I take the shot.
R2-D2: Wait, wait, wait! Let me unpack The Die.
GM: No explosions!
R2-D2: Relax. It's been sitting in liquid nitrogen.
GM: I am so relaxed right now.
R2-D2: Corey, put these gloves on.
Luke: Oookay.
R2-D2: Quick, roll before it defrosts.
Luke: Here goes...
[SFX]: Thump! Splinter! Crack! Crack! Crack!
GM: Is that it? Where's the number?
R2-D2: Wait for it...
[SFX]: Pfffffttt...
Luke: Whoa.
[SFX]: Pfffffttt...
C-3PO: Oooh! Is it going to hit the ceiling?
R2-D2: Of course.
[SFX]: Spak! tinkle tinkle tinkle... plop
Han: Coolest. Die. Ever.


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Published: Sunday, 14 July, 2013; 03:11:01 PDT.
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