I guess it really is set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Where the diners look just like they came out of the 1950s.
Sally: I'm bored. Can we go home?
Obi-Wan: We've only just started, Sally. Why don't you join in?
Sally: I'm not playing stupid Jar Jar!
GM: You could be someone different.
Sally: But Jim only got to be Padmé after Qui-Gon died! Can we kill Jar Jar?
GM: Annie changed to Anakin without Shmi dying.
Sally: Oh yeah!
GM: Obi-Wan, you remember an old contact you have. A retired adventurer who runs a diner. How does that sound, Sally?
Sally: Yeah! My diner is just like Arnold's on Happy Days!
GM: Er, okay.
Obi-Wan: Heh. I sit in a booth.
Waitress Droid: What'll it be?
Obi-Wan: I'm here to see the owner. Tell him it's an old friend.
Dex: Obi-Wan! Good to see you!
Obi-Wan: Hi... uh...
Dex: My name is Dex! I'm a dinosaur alien with four arms!
GM: You were meant to be—
Dex: And a big belly!
GM: Oh, never mind.