Darths & Droids

ARCHIVE     FORUM     CAST     FAN ART     RSS     IPAD     FAQ     ACADEMY

<     Episode 6: Jedi in the Mist     >

Episode 6: Jedi in the Mist

<<FIRST     <PREVIOUS     NEXT>     LATEST>>

PCs always seem to be able to hold detailed discussions of their plans, despite being in situations where coherent speech, or speech of any sort, should be impossible. And all the NPCs can do is look on in bemusement.

Transcript

Obi-Wan: Poison gas? I hold my breath.
Qui-Gon: Me too. I look for an exit.
GM: The gas fills the room, obscuring your vision.
Qui-Gon: Right, I'm gonna kill the butler robot.
GM: No, you can't see it.
Qui-Gon: I swing my sword where it was just standing.
GM: Very well. You miss.
Obi-Wan: This is getting us nowhere.
Qui-Gon: We should get our ship to blast us free.
Obi-Wan: You mean our ship that almost certainly just exploded?
Qui-Gon: Is that what it was? Okay, let's take over this ship.
GM: Are you still holding your breaths?
Both: Of course!


Our comics: Darths & Droids | Irregular Webcomic! | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Dinosaur Whiteboard | The Prisoner of Monty Hall | mezzacotta
Blogs: dangermouse.net (daily updates) | 100 Proofs that the Earths is a Globe (science!) | Carpe DMM (whatever) | Snot Block & Roll (food reviews)
More comics we host: Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield | iToons | Comments on a Postcard | Awkward Fumbles
Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
Copyright © 2007-2024, The Comic Irregulars. irregulars@darthsanddroids.net