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Backstory 164: Death Bed Digression

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Enrico: I have a plan. When I tell you, flood the intake and sweep to the bi-lats.
Chewbacca: You just made that up, didn’t you?
Enrico: Just do it!
[SFX]: k-chunk! {the landing gear drops into place}
[SFX]: Pow!
Enrico: A little something I picked up from my pal, Needles. Best street racer in all of Corellia.
Enrico: Till he crashed.
Enrico: And died.
Enrico: Doing this!
Chewbacca: How did you pick it up from him if he died doing it?
Enrico: I was the first one on the scene. I cradled him in my arms and he told me with his dying words not to do it.
Enrico: I said, “Do what?” And he explained in detail how to do it, and then died.

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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:10 PDT.
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