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Backstory 139: Eye Spy

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Jim: I went to open the vault, but the access panel was keyed to the guard on duty. Who I’d just killed.
Beckett: Let me guess. You stole his identity.
Jim: Naturally. His name was Enrico.
Jim: The controls asked me to identify myself. You can read this.
Vault Controls: Identify yourself.
Enrico: My name is Enrico. My voice is my passport. Verify me.
Vault Controls: Enter.
Beckett: You impersonated his voice?
Enrico: And his retinas.
[SFX]: ksshhh... {the vault door opens}
Jim: Inside the vault was more raw coaxium than I could shake a stick at.
Jim: I tossed my stick aside.
[SFX]: clatter


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:18 PDT.
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