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Backstory 126: Flash Warden

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Jim: Qi’ra led me and Chewie out, in shackles, with Beckett on guard behind.
Qi’ra: We have two prisoners for you.
Jim: Sally, you can play Quay Tolsite, the alien prison warden.
Quay Tolsite: This is the gulag Orron III. There is no stockade. No guard tower. No electronic frontier.
Quay Tolsite: I don’t have good conduct programs. Inmates here have no say in what they do; they do as they’re told.
Quay Tolsite: Punishment means exile from prison to the surface. On the surface, nothing can survive. Work badly and you will die.
Quay Tolsite: A few people have tried to escape. Most of them have been recaptured; those that haven’t have been killed. No one has ever escaped from Orron III. And no one ever will!
Quay Tolsite: I believe in two things: discipline and the Force. Here you’ll receive one. Put your trust in the Force; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Orron III.
L3-37: Is part of the torture listening to you?


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Published: Monday, 01 August, 2022; 21:48:23 PDT.
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