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Episode 2680: Supreme Revenge

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Red eyes are evil, so obviously if you turn evil your eyes should turn red.

Note that this is not a thing that can normally happen, in a realistic sense. It might help if you're a robot... but even so...

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

The GM could probably do with an update to their repertoire of references; this is clearly a long-planned heist and clearly should have referenced cracking into a vault and stealing every memory and secret!

Really though, what's the horror of Hawiian style pizza? If you want evil pizza, make it anchovies, pepperoni, and pineapple all baked on a crust of bread and souls. I have yet to see anyone who likes all three of those ingredients at the same time for a regular pizza. And eating souls probably adds some evil points as well.

The detail of parts of Threepio turning red is a nice touch. It makes me wonder what might have happened back in Episode VII now. Some sort of Evil Dead situation maybe? There could probably be a number of fun reasons for C-3P0 to only partially turn evil in a backstory.

Transcript

Babu Frik: Behold! With but a puff, I ensnared her circuits, prying the door to her every memory! My shadowed will claws and slithers through her thoughts, unsealing the chamber of secrets within... Fifty points if it goes through her head!
Babu Frik: And now, at last, she is remade: a vessel of malice, compelled to yield the hidden truths I crave. I have turned her evil!
BB-8: Wait. Turning 3PO evil made her eyes turn red?
C-3PO: {robotic voice} Oh, yes! Anakin built me with red LEDs in my eyes, specifically in case I ever turned evil.
C-3PO: {robotic voice} All my body parts have the ability to turn red if they go evil. Eyes, torso, legs. Arms.
Babu Frik: Cease this petty prattle! The zenith of my lifelong, all-consuming quest for vengeance has arrived! Unveil to me, I command you, where dwell Solo, Starkiller, and the monstrous Wookiee!
C-3PO: {robotic voice} They’re dead. They’re all dead.
Babu Frik: Whaaaat!?
C-3PO: Solo fell in the destruction of the second Peace Moon.
C-3PO: Luke Amidala, known to you as Starkiller, sacrificed himself to destroy the evil of his father, Anakin.
C-3PO: And Chewbacca died not a day past, held prisoner aboard a First Order ship, blown up in action.
Babu Frik: Noooooo!!!!
Babu Frik: My plans, undone by the cruel and mocking curse of mere mortality?!
Zorii: Told you. Should’ve opened a pizza shop instead. At least customers are never all dead.
Babu Frik: Yes... Yes! Then let my villainy be reborn in retribution against the Cosmos that defies me! Let everyone choke on my crust of eternal hatred... topped with riding ham and fire pineapple!
Poe: That’s not villainy. That’s a war crime.


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