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Bearers of bad news often get a bad rap. In reality they seldom deserve it, but in fiction or gaming...
Go ahead and take out your frustration on them! Especially if you're the bad guy.
Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)
Chewbacca hardly counts as the third. That was just Han Solo pushing Chewie under the space bus. The Wookiee is such a chew toy sometimes.
And hey! We got those panel cracks again! Or maybe panel stabs? Either way, those were a neat edit to the comic. I wonder if we'll get another edit like that next comic.
Transcript
Babu Frik: I devised a most exquisite revenge against Obi-Wan Kenobi. All that remained was to hunt the miscreant down.
Babu Frik: Decades I searched. He was elusive as a ghost, but slowly, inexorably, the noose tightened.
Babu Frik: Darth Vader helped me find the information I long sought. But three people foiled my plan.
{flashback sequence begins}
Babu Frik: {voice over} “Luke Starkiller querulously questioned the quiddity of my quest.”
Luke: What is your problem? Why such a single-minded obsession?
Babu Frik: {voice over} “Han Solo explained the execrable Obi-Wan’s existence had expired.”
Han: Oh for goodness’ sake...
Han: Obi-Wan is dead.
Babu Frik: {voice over} “Whence? The Wookiee, Chewbacca, whispered the wails of this woe!”
Han: ... or so Chewbacca told me anyway?
Babu Frik: {voice over} “With the goal of my pursuit gone, I descended into the dread pit of despair.”
Boba Fett: {voice over within flashback within flashback} “Meanwhile, Obi-Wan Kenobi hunted down my mother.”
Boba Fett: {voice over within flashback} “How could I possible get my revenge now?”
Babu Frik: {voice over} “And also of the Sarlacc.”
Boba Fett: Obiii-Waaaan!!! I'll see you in Helllllllllll!!!!!
[SFX]: slice slice
{end flashback}
C-3PO: {robotic voice} Plot twist! The pit of despair is less miserable than this story.