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Episode 2663: Do You Think I’m Daft, Punk?

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The classic approach to getting players to stop arguing/planning/goofing off uselessly and get them playing the game. Throw a hostile encounter at them.

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

The GM definitely doesn't want to go with the blacksmith route. We wouldn't have Daft Punk's gunman showing up if the search was meant to succeed. And it's just more evidence that the writers don't seem to know where exactly things should go. Like, is there really any reason for this probable third faction to show up here in this way? It'd be one thing if they're trying to defend the place from any outsiders, but that usually wouldn't start by making someone drop their hood. Especially with the First Order already door-knocking the place.

It is neat that Threepio was thought of for having a coat though. Droids don't usually get thought of at all, but he's shiny enough to really stick out in this environment. A pretty good cover for sneaking around, even if he probably couldn't put it on by himself. Though I guess Daft Gunman isn't as concerned about sneaking with their shiny helmet. That says to me they either know how the First Order is operating, or they simply don't care. Hopefully it's the first one, as that feels a bit more likely to be someone who's also against the First Order.

Transcript

[SFX]: klik
GM: The sound of a safety being disengaged precedes a blaster barrel being aimed at Poe’s head at point blank range.
Finn: If you shoot him, you’re not getting away alive.
Rey: Dang. I was looking forward to a 4-D topology puzzle.
Zorii: His brains will be a 4-D topology puzzle if you’re not careful.
Rey: Tempting.
Poe: Look, we’re just innocent travellers, with... innocent looking coats.
Zorii: All of you? Wait... why is the droid wearing one?
C-3PO: It’s a hooded trench. Vintage Corellian couture.
Zorii: You’re a droid. You don’t get cold.
C-3PO: True, but I do get judged. Fashion is my insulation from social frostbite.
Rey: And she can hide illicit snacks in the pockets.
Finn: I think there’s an entire cheese wheel in there.
Zorii: ... What?
C-3PO: Gruyère. Needs the right temperature to be cut thinly. Wanna buy some?
Zorii: You’re a slice runner?


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Published: Tuesday, 19 August, 2025; 03:01:56 PDT.
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