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Episode 2644: And I Am a Snake Head Eating

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Not all encounters are combat encounters. People can be talked with, sometimes even monsters. In fact, it's more fun when monsters can talk. Even if the PCs end up killing them anyway, now they need to deal with the fact that they killed something that talked to them.

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

The grue appears! .... But I guess the little lantern and lightsaber are good enough light sources, so the group doesn't get eaten. For now anyway. .... And it's already got stomach troubles, so another point against that.

Is Pete metagaming here? Definitely. But it also seems that the GM is counting on that as the snake thing's just talking a lot and mentioning Rey and the sword. Which honestly probably makes more sense than the movie does; this critter kinda has wampa vibes with the teeth and the "personalized" cave it's living in. Why wouldn't the main characters try and immediately slice or shoot it, especially with how Poe's already pointing a blaster at it? It's not like there's an obvious exit to run away through. The really weird thing is that Rey really does appear to hand over the lightsaber to Finn.

Oh, and this thing definitely doesn't talk in the movie. It's too non-human looking to speak English Galactic Basic, and with a mouth full of teeth like that, I'd honestly be extremely surprised if it makes any sounds other than hisses or movie-rancor growls.

Transcript

GM: <roll> Hmm.
C-3PO: I have a bad feeling about that roll.
GM: A large snake-like creature surprises you from the darkness behind 3PO.
Poe: Blasters!
C-3PO: Let me get out of the way!
Creature: I have decided. I leave you to die slowly in these caves.
Rey: It talks?
Creature: That sword! Rey Amidala. A name to be feared, not trusted.
Finn: Do we blast it?
Rey: It had the surprise round, but didn’t attack. Hold my sword.
Rey: Do you want something?
Creature: My stomach also hurts. I think I ate something very, very bad.
BB-8: Probably Poe’s cooking.
Creature: Oh Great Jawenko, the agony!
BB-8: Yep. That clinches it.


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