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Episode 1635: Don't Go Off Half-Choked; or: One-Trachea Mind


or: We Shall Redouble Our Title.

[Reminder: Our guest commentators have not seen Rogue One. Part of the fun is seeing how their untainted impressions re-interpret the movie through the lens of our comic.]

Of all the things Vader would be concerned about, I never thought efficiency would be one of them. With the amount of employee-slaughtering she does, it certainly doesn't give one a sense that she cares how much effort, employees, Force usage etc. goes into any one particular goal.

My guess is that Krennic will fail despite the re-doubling, and this will make Vader rethink the whole "holding back to increase efficiency" thing, and we'll get the Force Choke-happy Vader of the next film.

— aurilee

Well, err...

Okay, so anyone that has seen the movie knows I did not get the plot twist correct this time. Again.

But it looks like this is where Padmé learns the importance of warning chokes.

This looks like the classic movie Vader from Episode IV. Choke someone badly, without killing them, "do not disappoint me again".

— Keybounce


Darth Vader: You will go to the data facility on Toprawa. See to its safety and security.
Krennic: <hack>... <choke>...
Darth Vader: Do not disappoint me again.
Krennic: <gasp>...
{Vader turns and starts walking away}
{Krennic recovers}
Krennic: You <cough>... let me live?
Darth Vader: So I can punish you further if you fail me again.
Krennic: I shall heed your <wheeze>... warning, Lord Vader. I shall redouble my efforts!
Darth Vader: {reflecting, while departing} Hmm, double the effort for half the choke...

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