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Episode 1523: Queen's Gambit, Declined


Oops! Looks like we couldn't bear the thought of another 6 weeks without an update either. Trawling through our old notes, we found some "intermission strip" ideas which we never used. So we're going to publish one a week, on Tuesdays, for the next six weeks. That allows us a nice even one extra strip per completed movie until we start Rogue One (at which point we return to three strips per week).

This one is a variation on strip #155.


GM: Queen Amidala steps forward and—
Qui-Gon: Who?
GM: The Queen. You know. The... Queen.
Qui-Gon: We sold her to get weapons, didn't we?
Queen Amidala: Oh great Boss Nass, the humans of Naboo need your help to defeat the evil Trade Federation. Will you help Us?
Boss Nass: Okay, wesa helping you. If'n yousa giving us the Queen to eat at da big feast!
Queen Amidala: Er... um... I abdicate! Padmé, you're the Queen!
Padmé: What?! No, you're the Queen! I'm just a lowly handmaiden!
Queen Amidala: Um... Jar Jar, I appoint you Queen!
Jar Jar: Nosa, nosa! Mesa lookin's forward to dissa feast!
Queen Amidala: Qui-Gon. You're the Queen!
Qui-Gon: Cool! When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake!

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Published: Tuesday, 20 June, 2017; 03:11:03 PDT.
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