Hey, it was worth a shot. Could have short-circuited the GM's whole adventure there.
That's always worth a shot in a roleplaying scenario!
Yoda's voice: Meekness, the next step. Good, good.
Darth Vader: I'm glad you've come to your senses.
Luke: I'm beginning to.
Darth Vader: So you're ready to join me.
Luke: Well, we should join forces. Yes.
Darth Vader: Palpatine has become increasingly erratic. The Empire needs a firm hand at the reins.
Luke: One of mine is metal, thanks to you; that's pretty firm. But I feel it's the other hand we need. Warm and human.
Luke: You can return to the Light Side.
Darth Vader: No.
R2-D2: What? Seriously? That was your plan??