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Episode 1358: That Voice Which Calls to Me

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Being summoned by a superior always happens at the worst time.

So use it in a game! Lex Luthor has just revealed a nefarious plot to join forces with General Zod and lay waste to Metropolis... and Perry White calls Clark Kent into his office - pronto! - for an important discussion about what's happening to the quality of the sandwiches at the Daily Planet. And Kent better listen up and listen good, because White's pretty peeved!

Transcript

GM: Let's start with a Darth Vader scene. Annie, Palpatine has summoned you.
Darth Vader: Why have you summoned me?
Palpatine: Past all thought of right or wrong; one idle question.
Darth Vader: This being?
Palpatine: She believes she dines with me; in her master's borrowed place.
Palpatine: Slowly, then, your life support surrenders. Grasp it, sense it, helpless and defenceless.
Darth Vader: My lord.
Palpatine: A disturbance in the Force...
Palpatine: Wandering children; so lost; so helpless; yearning for your guidance.
Palpatine: What are they doing on the Moon?
Darth Vader: Being rounded up and captured. Of course.
Palpatine: Sad to return to find the Moon we love threatened once more by Rebels' far-reaching grasp.
Darth Vader: This Moon is much larger. And has a defence station.
Palpatine: It is vital they do not disturb the ecosystem. You will curse the day you did not do all that the Emperor asked of you.
Darth Vader: The only reason I am not there now is because you summoned me here.
Palpatine: Go!!


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Published: Thursday, 26 May, 2016; 03:11:07 PDT.
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