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Episode 1200: High on the Side


Players are used to exploring dungeons and basically just making their way through more or less abandoned rooms, dealing with monsters, and picking up treasures. What if they go into a dungeon crawl adventure expecting to loot an old abandoned complex of monster-riddled corridors, only to have a butler or majordomo greet them at the front entrance and offer to escort them to the master of the dungeon?


Bib Fortuna: Heeyyy, aloha! You two droids here for the auction?
C-3PO: Er, yes, we are.
Bib Fortuna: You chill dudes follow me, I'll getcha//straight to the auction room, you betcha.
Ortugg: Right. We'll be trotting off then.
Rogua: Oink oink! Say no more.
Bib Fortuna: How's it going? Gimme five. Down low?
{beat, shot of hand next to R2}
Bib Fortuna: Too slow... Let's hustle.

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