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Episode 1174: Mebi a Shocking Revelation

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You can never have too much power.

You just know there's always that one player who will try to wire the output from the nuclear reactor, antimatter engine, or demon-summoning ritual directly into a weapon of some sort. If they can get it to work without blowing themselves and their allies up, good on 'em!

Transcript

Chewbacca: R2, plug into the Falcon and the Orb will charge the capacitor in a jiffy.
Leia: And we can get outta here!
Lando: If we'd taken one of my other ships, we'd be out of here already!
R2-D2: I need to configure my internals to collect power flux from the Orb.
[SFX]: < doop kibleep zibuzz bizang beep spip ting ewhree bibizung >
Chewbacca: I see...
R2-D2: Okay, finished!
[SFX]: < bippity tazz >
C-3PO: Cool!
R2-D2: I've wired my shock probe to the Orb. It now does 1048576d4 damage.
[SFX]: < doop bleep spip prowww ewhree bibizung poppy e-bap-dok-pop-zz-pikilip >
Leia: Plug yourself in, you dumb lunk!
R2-D2: Time to play.
[SFX]: < bip squee eegoo >
Leia: Woohoo!
Luke: Awesome! Let's go!
Chewbacca: No, you ignorant fools! That's not R2! It's Nute Gunray! He's gonna kill us all!
Luke: Are you sure? Wiring the Orb to his shock probe sounds exactly like R2.


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Published: Tuesday, 24 March, 2015; 04:16:14 PDT.
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