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Episode 1135: Tastes Like Captivity


There is no situation so hopeless that you can't roleplay your way out of it.

Just keep asking enough questions and eventually your GM will crack.


Boba Fett: What is it with everyone? I explain the simplest thing using small words and the most basic torture methods that even a child could understand, and yet they sit there with a blank expression on their imbecilic faces.
Han: So I'm alive. Let's break out of here. How far can I move my hands?
GM: You can't. You're frozen solid.
Han: I twitch my fingers!
GM: No.
Han: Toes then.
GM: No.
Han: I'll wiggle my ears.
GM: What's your Dexterity?
Han: 15!
GM: You couldn't even do that before.
Han: I can move my tongue, surely. That's inside my mouth.
GM: <sigh>
Han: All right! I start licking!

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