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Episode 1081: Things Rank and Gross in Nature


Scrounging is an important skill for adventurers and heroes. The ability to find equipment or the components to build equipment in the least likely places is extremely valuable. Anywhere becomes a resource for MacGyvering together precisely the gadget you need to save the day.

In certain fantasy settings, gnomes have a natural ability at this. Other characters could learn a thing or two from gnomes. (It's not often one gets to say that...)


Chewbacca: Shtoopid 3PO. Hic!
Chewbacca: That it should come to this! Cleaning up other people's meshes, as usual.
Chewbacca: One tries to do the besht one can, but one always ends up in the trash.
Chewbacca: Fight for truth, justice, and the Jedi way? End up in the trash.
Chewbacca: Trashy spaceship. Trash compactor. In the trash, searching for body parts.
Chewbacca: And not for the firsht time. Trash, trash, trashy trash trash.
GM: You find some disconnected parts of 3PO's body.
Chewbacca: Aha! Let me see.
GM: Sorry about that, Sally. Rolling that low was pretty outrageous fortune.
C-3PO: It's okay. These things happen... to droids. I join my comrades in suffering.
{picks up 3PO's torso}
Chewbacca: Alas, poor 3PO. I knew her hydrogen-oxygen ratio.

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Published: Tuesday, 19 August, 2014; 03:11:01 PDT.
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