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Episode 1043: Tell Me Maw, Tell Me Maw


It takes a special kind of outlook on life to see being chased by a huge thing as a great opportunity. Exactly the kind of outlook to make a great roleplayer! Eventually. Maybe.


GM: You're being chased by a star destroyer.
Han: Cool! We'll go back and annoy the worm some more.
GM: Wyrm.
[SFX]: Pow! Pow!
Chewbacca: (a) That worm was plenty annoyed enough.
Chewbacca: (b) How does annoying a giant space worm make it eat the nearest Imperial ship, as opposed to, say, the last annoying thing it saw flying out of its gaping maw?
Han: And?
Chewbacca: What?
Han: I was expecting a third point.
Chewbacca: (c) We are being chased by a star destroyer.

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Published: Thursday, 22 May, 2014; 03:11:02 PDT.
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