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Episode 998: Eyes on the PIEs


Every party needs a good source of plans that are so crazy, they might just work. Better yet, have multiple sources! That gives you more options, after all.

And in the best cases you can combine plans to make to something even crazier. Which might just work even better!


GM: The PIEs are still hot on your tail.
Leia: Look, they're more manoeuvrable than us. Do you trust me?
Chewbacca: Certainly.
Han: No!!
Leia: Lower the rear shields. Fly straight into the path of that asteroid. It's our only hope.
C-3PO: Are you crazy?
Chewbacca: Of course, on both accounts.
C-3PO: Aaaargh!!
Han: Aaaargh!!
[SFX]: Kabooom!
[SFX]: Kabooom!
Leia: See, they would have easily evaded those asteroids—
Chewbacca: —if they hadn't been so focused on a kill shot.
Han: Right. Now turn all the power off and fire 3PO through the torpedo tube to infiltrate—
Chewbacca: No.
Han: Oh, so it's fine when it's her crazy plan?

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