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Episode 801: You'll be Toast


Yep, the helmet was a Magic Feather.

To pull this off in a game, you can actually give a PC some item and hint strongly that it's a +3 Dragonslayer Sword or a Belt of Charisma or what-have-you. Then put them in a fight against a dragon, or an opportunity to talk back to a king with bravado.

Then enjoy as the dragon slaughters them or the king slaps them in chains. Ha ha ha!!

Oh wait... it wasn't supposed to work like that.


Obi-Wan: Right. I'm off to get the Orb, then.
Obi-Wan: Remember, Luke, be careful with your laser sword.
Luke: Just give me that helmet, I'll be fine.
Obi-Wan: No, actually, the plasma goes straight through those things.
Luke: But you said...
Obi-Wan: That was just to give you confidence. The sword will cut through anything.
Luke: So the helmet...?
Obi-Wan: Warm. Butter. {walks away}

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