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Episode 755: No Such Thing as a Silly Question?


"No questions asked" is a sure sign that what you're about to get into involves getting into some sort of trouble or illegal activity.

So the obvious response from a group of PCs is, "Sure! Let's go!"


Greedo: Chewie here-a says you-a wanna go to Naboo-a.
Obi-Wan: Yes indeed. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.
Greedo: Whatta is it? Some-a kinda local-a trouble?
Chewbacca: My apologies.
Chewbacca: Greedo, that was two questions. He did say "no questions asked".
Obi-Wan: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.
Greedo: That'sa da trick, no?
Chewbacca: Three questions...
Greedo: It'sa gonna cost-a you. Tenna thousand. In advance-a.
Obi-Wan: We haven't that much with us. But we could pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Naboo.
Obi-Wan: Less one per additional question.
Greedo: Seventeen-a, huh?
Chewbacca: Sixteen.
Greedo: You gotta youselves-a ship!
Greedo: You wanna board-a now?
{Chewbacca gives Greedo an annoyed look}

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