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Episode 719: Return of a Jedi


If you show up late to a game session... bring presents.

At least chips.


[SFX]: knock knock
GM: Excuse me, I'll just get the door.
Obi-Wan: I brought presents.
C-3PO: BEN!!!
Leia: Ben!
Captain Antilles: {dead} Hey dude. I was just thinking about you.
C-3PO: Where the hell have you been?!
Obi-Wan: Exploring.
Captain Antilles: {dead} Cool beard.
GM: Corey, this... is Ben, Sally's brother.
Obi-Wan: Game on?
R2-D2: Yes! Thank god you're back! Where's my frakkin' dreadnought?!
Obi-Wan: Crashed it, walked away. And you?
GM: They're on Tatooine, captured by Sand People. Except Annie, who's been captured by the Empire. And Jim, who's dead.
Obi-Wan: Sand People?
Obi-Wan: I know the Sand People.
GM: Okay... You've been on Tatooine for 19 years. You're right here on the map. And here's your character sheet.
Obi-Wan: Cool.
C-3PO: But where the hell have you been?!

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Published: Thursday, 26 April, 2012; 03:11:01 PDT.
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