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Episode 673: Come On Bigger Ship


Apologies are severely under-rated in roleplaying games. Next time your character or party gets into trouble, try one of these on for size:


GM: <roll> The star destroyer captures your ship with a tractor beam and pulls it into a docking bay.
Captain Antilles: Perfect! Troops, prepare to board!
Leia: We're supposed to be taking these plans back to Alderaan!
Captain Antilles: We will Annie, as soon as we loot their ship.
R2-D2: Jim, I agree we need a better ship. But I already own a dreadnought. And it's not crawling with thousands of clone troopers. All we have to do is find where Obi-Wan left it.
C-3PO: Oh, this is such a disaster. Again!
R2-D2: Okay then Sally, what do you think we should do?
C-3PO: We should tell them it was a mistake. One of our stupid droids malfunctioned. We say we're sorry and they can go wherever they were going before we opened fire on them.
R2-D2: You're no fun at all.

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Published: Tuesday, 10 January, 2012; 02:11:01 PST.
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