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Episode 615: Calmer Chameleon


Anything in a game can be made better by putting an "EXTREME" in front of it.

Want to blast not just the enemy troops, but their entire castle as well? Use an EXTREME Fireball.

Want to detect what's on the other side of the planet? Use EXTREME Sensors.

Want to be at one with nature, but also have the ability to kick butt when necessary? Be an EXTREME Druid.


{Yoda and Palpatine rise into the Senate chamber on the Chancellor's podium as they fight}
Yoda: Raaarrrr!!
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Palpatine: Yes, yes... give in to your passion.
Yoda: Wait... You're trying to trick me again! Calm down, I must!
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Whooom!
Yoda: Calm down, I must.
Palpatine: How would it make you feel if I were trying to trick you?
Yoda: It would make me feel... wait...
Yoda: Calm! Very very calm!
[SFX]: wmmm...
[SFX]: wmmm...
Palpatine: You're lying.
Yoda: Nuh uh. Look, I'm not even jumping around any more.
Palpatine: Yes you are too lying.
[SFX]: Kzrkzrkk!
Yoda: This is getting us nowhere. How about we settle this another way? A civilised way?
Palpatine: And what do you propose?
[SFX]: wmmm...
Yoda: EXTREME Force Arm-Wrestling!

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Published: Sunday, 28 August, 2011; 03:11:01 PDT.
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