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Episode 590: The Tides of War


If you know there's a big battle looming in your campaign, make sure you build it up beforehand. Set up the hopeless odds, the overwhelming superiority of the enemy forces, and the fact that reinforcements won't arrive until first light of the fifth day. The anticipation is half the fun of playing out a battle scene, so don't skimp on it.


Palpatine: {addressing Senate} I have spoken to Gunray.
Palpatine: Your agent Master Windu has betrayed your motives, Viceroy; your Sith infiltration has been dealt with; your cause is lost. Let us discuss the terms of your surrender.
Nute Gunray: I plefer to test your hypothesis on the field of battle.
Palpatine: The clone army is the Republic's now; an overwhelming force.
Nute Gunray: I rook forward to seeing them meet Glievous's mad cyborgs. They have not fed for over a week.
Palpatine: You fiend.
Nute Gunray: Oh, and thank you for the Peace Moon prans. I have found a more cost effective method of constluction.
Palpatine: How dare you pervert my monument to peace!
Nute Gunray: Don't worry, I have still solved Naboo's tidal ploblems. Permanentry.
{end flashback}
Padmé: Well that sounds all right.

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Published: Thursday, 30 June, 2011; 03:11:02 PDT.
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