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Episode 471: The Abominable Showman


A regular games night is something like scheduled hedonism. So why drag it down with pizza and chips? Try something a bit more refined for the evening repast. Wine and cheese works, but you could also have each player bring a dish they cooked and have a proper meal rather than stuffing your faces with junk food.

Of course, some would argue that junk food is an essential part of the gaming experience! Well, if that's your cup of tea, at least get the name brands, not the generic stuff.

Actually, a nice cup of tea during a game would be good...


GM: More cyborgs drag Palpatine off the bridge.
[SFX]: Kzshhh!
Anakin: I cut them down like the abominations they are.
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Kzzksshhh!
Palpatine: Thank you, Anakin; I thought I may have breathed my last.
Anakin: Not while I'm around.
Anakin: You are an important symbol to the citizens of the Republic.
Palpatine: Is that all I am, a symbol?
Anakin: Of course not. You're a great leader. And my friend, if that's not too presumptuous.
Palpatine: Yes. Of course.
Obi-Wan: I cut the guard's head off.
[SFX]: Whooom!
[SFX]: Kzzksshhh!
[SFX]: Kzrzk
GM: It keeps fighting.
[SFX]: Kzrzk
Magnaguard: Uh, sir... shall I cancel the wine and cheese tasting?
[SFX]: Whooom! {Obi-Wan slices it in half}
[SFX]: Kzzksshhh!
General Grievous: None shall interrupt our scheduled hedonism!

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