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Episode 407: Peace and War


Major events in your campaign should be given cool and dramatic names, much like significant events in the real world. It adds atmosphere to be able to talk about The Rain of Shattered Glass, or The Battle of The Fire Giant's Ravine, or The Maelstrom of Chaos.

Just be careful who you give naming privileges to.


Obi-Wan: So unfortunately Count Dookû got away with the Peace Moon plans.
Mace Windu: He got away?
Yoda: Sad news for Naboo this is. Unhappy the Gungans will be with your failure.
Obi-Wan: The Peace Moon will be built, I swear it.
Yoda: And now my clones have to fight the Trade Federation's droids. A big war there will be.
Yoda: It shall be called: General Yoda's Great Big Galaxy War!
{shot of Palpatine and Bail Organa overseeing a vast clone army}
Mace Windu: Er, if it's clones fighting droids, shouldn't it be The Droid Wars?
Obi-Wan: What if Anakin is right about the Sith returning?
Mace Windu: Oh yeah, good point. We should call it The Sith Wars.
Obi-Wan: No, I mean shouldn't we try to find out if it's true?
Mace Windu: So... The Sith Hunt?
Yoda: General Yoda's Great Big Sith Hunt! Begun, it has!

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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