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Episode 366: Children's Crusade


If there's anything better than having a deranged psychopath bent on revenge after you, it's instilling that desire for vengeance into a child. They have so many more years for the hatred to fester and mature. When the reckoning finally occurs, it will be truly epic.

If you want to have a truly demented and tragic villain in your campaign, find a child who can - rightly or wrongly, it doesn't really matter - take an interest in making your PCs' lives miserable. Let mature over a decade or two. Then unleash.


Jango Fett: Finally, we'll have our revenge against Kenobi.
Boba Fett: Our revenge?
Jango Fett: This is your crusade too, Boba. Remember, his negligence killed your mother.
Boba Fett: How did she die, dad?
Jango Fett: She was doing a job for me. Kenobi cut her hand off and captured her.
Jango Fett: Over our comlink, I heard him promise her amnesty if she spilled the beans.
Jango Fett: I aimed a shot to kill his Padawan, create a diversion, and let me rescue your mother.
[SFX]: Ryyaarrrk! {the acklay attacks Obi-Wan}
[SFX]: Crunch!
Jango Fett: But Kenobi betrayed his promise and let his Padawan use her as a living shield...
Boba Fett: He made you kill her?!... I'll rip his throat out!!
Jango Fett: There's something else you should know, Boba.
Boba Fett: What?
Jango Fett: Darth Maul was your real dad.
Jango Fett: Kenobi killed both your parents.
Boba Fett: {off-panel, in a crowd shot} Noooooo!!
[SFX]: Ryyaarrrk!
Obi-Wan: Oh wonderful.

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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