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Episode 274: Jumping the Shaak


Seriously, those things are called shaaks.

Alternate strip title, which we also really wanted to use, but couldn't squeeze into a relevant strip: Assume a Spherical Frictionless Cow.


{Anakin and Padmé are sitting in a field. There are a few shaaks - large grazing animals - around them.}
Anakin: You need to do other things too, that aren't related to your overall goals. To fill out your personality.
Padmé: Such as?
Anakin: See those grazing creatures? Watch this.
{Anakin rides a shaak, falls off}
Padmé: Annie! Are you all right? Did you make your saving throw?!
Anakin: I'm not sure...
Padmé: I make a First Aid roll! I... uh... Please don't die!
Anakin: Ha ha... you have been listening!
Padmé: You idiot! With two critical failures you could have been killed! Then what would I do?
Anakin: Uh, you're resourceful, I'm sure you could find the plans without me.
Padmé: Don't make fun of me!
Anakin: Oh no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.
Padmé: I'd never use my vast power to hurt anyone.
Anakin: Senator, I think I may be falling in love with you.
{awkward silence}
{more awkward silence}

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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