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Episode 192: Give in to Your Anger

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Don't mess with a boy and his droid.

Transcript

R2-D2: Awesome! Now let's get some reinforcements up here to flush out the boss.
Anakin: Okay, I suppose that's the best you can do.
R2-D2: Yeah, th—
R2-D2: Wait. What?
Anakin: We came here to destroy the ship.
R2-D2: Well... we came here to stop the invasion. I was thinking we could keep the ship. You know... now that we know how powerful it is. I'd look good at the helm of this baby.
Anakin: But destroying it would send a message that you're not to be messed with. People across the Galaxy would fear you.
R2-D2: We need to loot the place and get the Orb out first. And we don't know who else is on board. Innocent crew would be negative XP.
R2-D2: Not that I care, it's just... everyone else seems to get nervous about mass murder for some reason.
Anakin: Oh, so it's a conformity thing.
R2-D2: Conformity? What part of Chaotic Neutral do you not understand?
Anakin: Okay, explain to me. You have the Trade Federation by the throat, with the power to wipe them out for good, and you're making excuses about what everyone else thinks. Why is that?
R2-D2: But— the—
Anakin: It's because you're weak.
R2-D2: Weak?!! You—
{beat; big close up of R2 with red eye}
[SFX]: {R2 fires at the reactor of the headquarters ship} PZZZSHOOM
[SFX]: {explosion from outside ship} KA-BHOOOOM!!!


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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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