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Episode 89: The Wrong Kind of Right


One would assume that a swimming pool on Tatooine would be the absolute height of decadent luxury.


Qui-Gon: I have another proposal for you.
Watto: I can't wait to hear it. That ship you gave me will pay for a very nice swimming pool. And a new mansion to go with it.
Qui-Gon: Don't race at all. Let the boy drive the pod.
Watto: What? No way!
Qui-Gon: How about we let fate decide?
Watto: No.
Obi-Wan: Watto's into gambling, right?
GM: Well of course. That's why he wants to race.
Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon's offering a wager; Watto should make a self-control roll to overcome his weakness. At a penalty since racing is dangerous.
R2-D2: He is actually right. A big penalty.
Watto: {pulling out fate cube} A die roll then. And what do I get if I win?
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan and I will become your slaves too.
R2-D2: A really enormous penalty.
Watto: Done!
Watto: Who's Obi-Wan?
Qui-Gon: He's another Cheddar... no, wait, what's the word?
Qui-Gon: JEDI!
Qui-Gon: Yeah, we're Jedi.
Obi-Wan: That's it. Captain Olié, fire up the engines.

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Published: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
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